Alice falls down the rabbit hole. Milo drives through the tollbooth. Dorothy is

Alice falls down the rabbit hole. Milo drives through the tollbooth. Dorothy is

Alice falls down the rabbit hole. Milo drives through the tollbooth. Dorothy is swept up in the tornado. Neo takes the red pill. Don’t tell us about another world you’ve imagined, heard about, or created. Rather, tell us about its portal. Sure, some people think of the University of Chicago as a portal to their future, but please choose another portal to write about.
—Inspired by Raphael Hallerman, Class of 2020

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